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Guess what?

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This won’t come as a shock to you, but happy, peaceful people tend to live longer. And they tend to enjoy the time they spend alive quite a lot more, too.

You’d think it should be the ultimate goal – to enjoy being alive. But SO many people rush through life in a stressed-out daze!

You don’t want that, right?

You want to stop and smell the beautiful, perfumed roses sometimes. 

That’s why I’ve been thinking of you recently.

Last week, I was shipped an incredible package by an old friend named Claire. Claire and I met in our early days of mystical, astral work, and when we were both new to the world of spiritualism, we formed a steadfast friendship.

But though we communicate regularly, Claire hadn’t mentioned this package before it arrived at my doorstep in a box that was about five feet long.

When I called her and asked what it was and what was going on, she implored me to open it and told me that it was a surprise. A nice one.

So, I did as she said.

Inside that box, I found the blessed and ancient Sword of Freyr, a Norse artifact known to bring success and victory to the wise.

If a person desiring peace and calm wields the Sword of Freyr, they’ll find they’re able to win any battle.

But if a person desiring bloodshed and glory wields the Sword? They might find they’re unable to even lift it.

That was how the Norse god Freyr, lover of peace, sunshine, and fair weather, designed it to be. And that is how it’s been ever since that ancient time of its forging.

I’ve wished that I could have the Sword of Freyr in my possession for a while now, so I was truly overjoyed with my luck and with Claire’s kindness.

She said it had come to her, and knowing that I could do more with it, she had passed it on to me. 

You see, about five years ago, I discovered a way to replicate and share the Sword’s power.

It was buried in an ancient spellbook, and the translation took me some time, but in the end, with astral power on my side, I made sense of it all.

I come to you today,        , to offer you your very own Sword of Freyr.

This Sword, given that you are wise, worthy, and well-intentioned, will bring you:

  • Supreme luck in games of chance and competitions of every type
  • Professional success and recognition
  • Financial success and growth
  • Inner power, drive, and determination

Does that interest you?

Is that something you feel could positively impact and improve your life?

I certainly think it could, and that’s exactly why I haven’t been able to get you out of my head since I brought the Sword in from my porch and opened it up.

A FREE ADDITION, TAKEN FROM THE SAME NORSE GRIMOIRE

It’s not just the Sword of Freyr that I’m offering you today,        . 

If you can request your Sword of Freyr by the close of        , I’ll also send you a FREE gift, taken from the same spellbook that showed me how to power the Sword.

This FREE gift – your Super-Powered Quad of Peaceful Incantations – will help you to bring the calm and peace to your life that Freyr valued so deeply.

You’ll be able to reach for greatness and success with your Sword, but your Peaceful Incantations will allow you to remain steadily grounded and happy in life.

After all, what does success mean if it doesn’t bring joy and sunshine to your life?

What is money in the bank if you can’t find inner calm and fulfillment?

I’ll give you both, and I’ll do it happily, knowing that few are as deserving of these amazing offerings as you are.

TESTIMONIALS FOR MY SERVICES

       , as you might imagine, you’ll be the first to benefit from a Sword of Freyr. That means I can’t share glowing reviews of its power with you.  

But I can give you some trust in me.

I can show you that, no matter what I’m offering, I’m committed to coming through for my clients.

I’ll share a few testimonials focused on my services and the care that I provide each and every person I come across…

 

TOM, 24, RECIPIENT OF A LUCK INCREASING ARTEFACT

I was a chronic people pleaser for 23 years, to the detriment of my own life. Then, I met Elissa. She showed me that my fear of letting others down was actually causing me to let myself down. I was handing all my opportunities to others!

Yes, she told me, other people, matter. But so do you. You have to get the balance right. You have to give yourself some room to breathe, grow and thrive.

That was a really groundbreaking moment for me.

Combined with all the new luck that flooded my life once I made my request and received my Talisman, I was able to redress that balance.

I was able to make myself a priority again. It’s such a relief to say that and to feel that.

I know without Elissa, I’d never have gotten to where I am. Not just in terms of the magical offerings, she handed to me, but in terms of the honest and true support that she provided.

Thank you, Elissa, a million times over. I feel like a new man at 24, and I have you to thank.


SALLI, 49, RECIPIENT OF AN AURA CLEANSING CEREMONY

A few muddy and difficult years – arguments with my ex-husband, conflicts with my teenage daughter, trouble at work, I’m sure you get the picture – left me feeling really broken down and terrible.

When Elissa found me, she told me that my aura was suffering, dirtied by the burdens of other people, unable to shine as it should always have been able to. It hurt to hear that, on the one hand. 

But on the other? It was nice to know it wasn’t all in my head!!

Elissa cleansed my aura and raised me out of an emotional situation that felt like a deep, dark well. Impossible to climb out alone.

It’s rare in life that you get to connect with people who you feel can understand and see you wholly and completely, but for me, Elissa has been one of those people.

If you’re reading this and wondering whether to take the plunge, I urge you to do it. If I’m any indication, the only thing you’ll ever regret is that you weren’t able to benefit from her support even sooner.

 

CORAL, 21, RECIPIENT OF A FINANCIALLY FOCUSED MULTI-PART PACKAGE

My finances were a mess of my own making just a few months ago, but with Elissa’s dedicated help, I’ve been given everything I need to turn it around.

Having the burden off of my shoulders feels so good, and finally, I’m able to focus my attention on the things that bring me joy rather than the things that bring me stress and pain (like bills, rent, unexpected fees).

It makes such a difference to know that the basics are covered, and everything is going to be okay. It makes me able to go out there in the world and be my best self, rather than a scared and cowering version of myself.

Without Elissa, I get the feeling that things would have gotten much worse for me before they were ever able to get better, and I’m so grateful that I didn’t have to go through that.

I can breathe. I can catch my breath. And for that, I thank Elissa, my beautiful guardian angel, down here on earth.

 

Hopefully,        , that’s given you an idea of how dedicated I truly am. 

I seek out wins for my clients because I genuinely and wholeheartedly care about them and their future successes.

PEACEFUL AND PROSPEROUS FREYR HELD VALUES THAT ALIGN CLOSELY WITH YOURS

Freyr was such an interesting god,        .

Probably the calmest and least power-hungry of the bunch.

Like you, Freyr longed for peace, prosperity, and bounty. Like you, his intentions were good, even when his actions led him in the wrong direction.

Freyr was the twin brother of the goddess Freyja, the purveyor of love, beauty, and fertility, and the two were very close.

As children roaming the realms of Asgard, they encountered many things that shaped their views and altered the trajectories of their lives.

One such thing was a large sow that Freyja inaccurately nicknamed Ulf (which translates not to pig, but to wolf). 

Roaming out in the fields, separated from the pack, Ulf seemed to be on a mission.

For hours, they followed the pig’s careful path, and eventually, Ulf led the two godly children to a grain store on the outskirts of a farm and dug into a hearty meal.

Freyr and Freyja laughed and laughed.  

They had foolishly expected Ulf, who was just a simple sow, to be full of deeper, divine purpose. They had thought that the pig might be taking them to the beginnings of a far-away quest.

But Ulf was doing nothing of the sort. He was uniquely focused on his own goals, you might say.

Then, something happened that upset Freyr very much.

An older man, a stranger to the twins, appeared on the scene, saw the sow snacking on the grain, pulled it away from the store, and slaughtered it on the spot.

Why did you do that? Asked a heartbroken young Freyr.

The man responded: I wanted to protect the grain.

Freyja was silent, but Freyr pushed back: But you didn’t have to kill Ulf! Ulf was our friend.

The man scoffed at the nickname, shook his head, and said: No man should befriend a pig. And no man has the right to question my kills unless he would like to be next.

On this final sentence, he leaned in threateningly, and Freyr and Freyja took off running, back across the fields and away from the man. 

This encounter stayed with Freyr, however. And in the end, it was the reason that he enchanted his battle weapon in the way that he did.

He wanted a weapon that would only serve the deserving. A weapon unwieldable by men like the pig killer but unbeatable in the hands of good-hearted people.

Thus, the Sword of Freyr came into being, cast to life by a thousand complex spells and a healthy dose of godly magic.

And now, in        , it could be your weapon.

Prove that you’re ready to claim such supreme and unstoppable power by making your request before         comes to an end.

TWO OFFERINGS, ONE PRICE, AND ONE SOLEMN WISH FOR YOUR FUTURE

I’ve taken you deep into Freyr’s world. Into his Asgardian childhood and the makings of his mythologized, precious Sword.

I’ve told you what your own Sword of Freyr could do for you. How it could turn your life around and bring you luck, success, and growth.

I’ve even offered you a gift, totally free of additional charge, which will come along with your Sword of Freyr if you can make your request in time.

 

Your Super-Powered Quad of Peaceful Incantations

At this point, you know all that you can, and all I can hope is that we’re on the same page. That we’re equally committed to creating your future.

They say that life is full of turning points and important decisions, but this one will be more important than most.

Will you choose to seize the hilt that might lead you to your destiny and bring you wave upon wave of luck?

Will you make the request that will hand you Incantations of peace and harmony? 

In your position, I know what I would do. But as it stands, only you can make the call.

Only you can benefit supremely from a combined lucky gift handed to you by Freyr, by my friend Claire, and by myself.

I’ll complete the complex magnetizing ceremony, and I’ll send your Sword of Freyr. All you’ll need to do is activate it.

I’ll send your Super-Powered Quad of Peaceful Incantations, too, along with all the instructions you need to perform them as and when they’re needed.

All I need you to do, in this special and precious moment, is give your consent.

From the day I write this        , you only have seven days to make your request, so please, don’t waste time.

I’d love to hear from you before the end of        .

 

Your loving friend,

Ask for Your Sword of Freyr

+ FREE Super-Powered Quad of Peaceful Incantations