Elissa,

I’m really thankful for you today. I’m thankful that you’re always looking for ways to help me, and that in this situation, that has been an absolute blessing.

How many people would notice the moment that my destiny was ripped away from me – a fleeting second – and then go through so much effort to determine how to fix it? Not many, I can tell you that!

I’m so glad you shared all I needed to know about pixies, and I’m heartbroken to hear that my fate is in the balance because I’ve committed some unknown slight.

I want to fix it as soon as I can and get back to the path that you’ve fully convinced me is special, and amazing, and most importantly, mine and mine alone.

I give you my full consent to take action and do everything you need to do. Please, Elissa, help.

I’ll follow every instruction you give me to the letter, because I trust that you have my best intentions at heart every step of the way.

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