There are so many mystical creatures, artifacts and energies in this world
The longer we work together, the more this will become apparent to you. The less you’ll be surprised by the incredible mysteries of existence.
You’re not there yet, but one day you will be.
One creature that you’ve probably not yet crossed paths with (at least consciously – behind your back, as you’ll soon find out, it’s been a different story) is the pixie.
I know it sounds wild; I really do – but hear me out.
Pixies are very real, though they aren’t often seen by humans. They choose to live in the liminal spaces between worlds most of the time, hopping into the spiritual and physical realms when it suits them to do so.
There’s a lot of lore out there about pixies if you care to complete a quick internet search, but most of what you’ll find is pure human conjecture.
It’s guesswork from the rare occasions upon which a pixie has appeared to a human but offered no explanation for its existence. (Pixies aren’t in the habit of explaining themselves…)
The true reality of pixies?
In actual fact, they are tiny creatures created entirely out of stardust, built by the astral forces of fate and destiny long ago to bring fun and chaos into the world.
Too much order can be boring and repetitive – I’m sure you’d agree – and pixies were made to shake up patterns and change games wherever they went.
It was a good idea, in theory. But it doesn’t always breed equity in practice.
The problem is that thanks to their nature, pixies have never felt massively beholden to their creators’ wishes. Or to anything, really. They’re a bit of a maverick force in the world, and they do as they please.
Sometimes, doing as they please means being more vindictive, and less mischievous.
Sometimes, doing as they please means spreading kindness.
It really is a mixed bag.
You might be wondering, at this point, why I’m writing to you in this moment to tell you about pixies.
How do they connect to your life, and where am I going with this information?
You’re wise to wonder, , because I do have something that I need to confess: Last week, on , I discovered that you were the continuous victim of pixie-fueled vindictiveness.
I can’t say exactly how this came about. An accidental wronging of a pixie could happen quickly and imperceptibly.
It could be as simple as swatting away an assumed “bug” on a hot day (I did say they were small!).
Either way, it isn’t good news to be in the bad books of a group of chaotic creatures as challenging-to-predict as pixies. But I probably don’t need to tell you that, given what I’ve already said.
Let’s return to the moment I found this news out, so we can get to the business of fixing the situation ASAP.
Let’s briefly rewind to seven days ago…
I was actually studying your astral sky at the time, checking in on your progress in life and examining the secrets held within the path ahead, discerning ways that I might be able to help.
Then, as if someone had suddenly pulled a plastic sheet out from beneath a projector and replaced it with another, your sky flickered away and returned.
But it wasn’t the same!
No – it wasn’t just not the same. It was completely different. It wasn’t your sky, and from the first second, I could feel that knowledge in my bones. Deep, deep down.
I don’t ignore my instincts, – not in this line of work. I learned that lesson early, and I stick with it.
So, the feeling I had led me into a days-long process and search, all to prove that I was correct. It wasn’t your sky, though it had been a second earlier, and clearly, something had happened that should never have.
EVENTUALLY, in the most unlikely place, I found John. That isn’t his real name, but given his role in this story, it’s the name I’ve provided to protect his identity.
John is someone who I’d describe, in the nicest way possible, as an average person. He’s averagely kind, averagely friendly, averagely intelligent and averagely hard working.
This all shapes up to what should be a very average, normal astral sky.
Nothing wrong with that, of course – it merely is what it is.
But John’s sky wasn’t normal when I studied it, . In fact, it looked eerily similar to a very special sky I’d been looking at just days ago, before that sky disappeared inexplicably.
(Yours, obviously.)
When I saw John’s sky, I knew a switch had taken place. And like a heavy rock sinking to the bottom of a murky pond, my heart dropped in my chest.
I knew this kind of mischief only had one possible source: Pixies.
And I knew it meant that they had developed a real dislike for you, for one reason or another. A dislike we’d need to work together to fix, if you wanted to return to your true path in life.
But how?
At this stage, my research shifted to methods of fixing the situation.
I had no luck for a little while, until I remembered something I had done a few times before, looked into it, and discovered it was almost certainly the right course of action for you, too.
That’s what brought us to this moment, and to this message that you’re reading right now.
I know what we need to do, and I’ll tell you, but obviously, I need your consent to kickstart that process.
Is this something you can give me? Are you as invested as me in swapping back your sky with John’s and reclaiming your rightful destiny?
I can only hope so.
Give me your consent to take action before the end of .
UNDERSTANDING THE PIXIE MISCHIEF DUAL REMEDY
This Pixie Mischief Dual Remedy comes, as you’ve probably guessed by the name, in two parts:
- Your Penny of Peace, a blessed artifact that you’ll use as an offering to the pixies, healing your interconnected relationship and asking for forgiveness for the wrong/wrongs you unknowingly committed.
- Your Astral Protection Spell, which we’ll cast together, and which will draw from my well of cosmic power to keep you protected from future instances of interference and nefarious activity for at least six months.
Because it’s you, and because the astral sky we’re working so hard to reclaim is as precious and unique as it is, there’s one more thing…
Listen up, .
If you ask me for your Pixie Mischief Dual Remedy before the end of , I’ll also happily grant you an information-packed FREE gift in the form of a Pixie Management Manual.
That’s right – another offering, handed over at no additional charge.
An offering I’ll produce from scratch and target directly at you.
As I’ve said above, the Protection Spell that forms one part of the Dual Remedy will last at least six months, and in that time, you’ll be able to study the Manual extensively.
Then, when your cosmic shield begins to fade, you’ll know what to do to maintain positive relationships with pixies, and you’ll know how to tackle pixie interference if it happens to arise again – either in your own life, or in the life of a loved one.
It pays to be prepared, and anything I can do to prepare you and protect your bright future is a thing that I’m more than willing to do.
You matter to me, , and I hope you can see that.
I also hope you matter to yourself, and I hope you’re willing to fight for the life you deserve – the life you’ve earned – rather than the live you’re now unfairly being presented with.
If you are, you know what to do.
And I promise you: It WILL work. It’s worked before.
Don’t believe me? Give the story of Tina, a woman in her 50s who found herself in a very similar pixie-based predicament, a read…
“In the briefest possible terms, my life in early was a colossal mess. I’d lost a loved one, I’d lost touch with my friends, and most of all, I’d lost touch with myself. I think that’s worse than any of the rest of it, don’t you? Because… what do we even HAVE if we don’t have ourselves? Nothing, that’s what. At that time, I had nothing. And then the pixies arrived.
Of course, I can’t blame all of this stuff – or really any of this stuff – on the pixies that soon after began to plague me. But I can say that was the background to my experience, and it definitely informed how it all made me feel.
In my case, the pixies were in my apartment and fluttering around my world, unseen but just about perceivable. They made me feel clumsy, and out-of-touch with reality, and dazed. I felt as if I was living life from within a frosted glass bottle, isolated and vague in every way, unable to get out of that too-narrow opening and back to the way things had been before. Maybe to a happier person, the mischiefs of the pixies would have been funny. But at that point, nothing was funny to me.
That’s when Elissa found me, and she offered me a Pixie Mischief Dual Remedy that almost made my life make sense again. I accepted – what did I have to lose? – and the results made me cry with relief. That small sense of returned control was the beginning of a long and hard journey of healing, but it WAS the beginning. I couldn’t have asked for a stronger catalyst, or for a more invested and caring spiritual guide.”
The pixies impacted Tina in a different way, as you’ve read.
They didn’t swap out her fate for another, but they did pester her incessantly for a few painful months.
I still remember how glad I was to be able to put that phase of Tina’s life to an end for her. How relieved I felt.
I’d be just as relieved if I could fix things for you, , in the here and now.
When I knew I’d probably be sharing Tina’s story with you, I thought you might like to know how she’s doing in the present, years on. So, I reached out and asked her.
She said a lot – she has a husband, and a great job, and she owns a dream home in upstate New York, to give you a sampling – but this is the bit I’d most like you to read, and to commit to your memory:
“I go back, often, to the moment I gave you my consent for the Dual Remedy. To the fork in the road that it represented in my life, though of course I didn’t know that at the time. You never do. I think Robert Frost was being somewhat sarcastic when he said taking the road less traveled by in the yellow wood had made all the difference, but I know I’m not being sarcastic. I took the leap of faith, and it’s the greatest jump I’ve ever made. You did things for me that I didn’t think were even POSSIBLE, Elissa!”
What road will you travel down, ?
What fate will await you at the end of that road?
Will I be able to share your Penny of Peace, your Astral Protection Spell and your FREE Pixie Management Manual with you in the end?
I can only hope so, and only you can make it so.
Please, , put your faith in me to make this right and don’t let someone as undeserving as John live out your spectacular life without you.
He won’t do your destiny justice, because that, my friend, is the very nature of a destiny. It’s made for you, and for you alone.
Your loving friend,
