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I’m writing this message to you from a communal computer at a relaxation retreat

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Thankfully, there’s internet here – even if it’s a little bit slow!

I’m coming home tomorrow, but I felt it was essential to get this message to you as soon as possible. I’ve discovered something important, and you urgently need to be aware of everything I am.

So, I’m doing this here and now.

I will soon offer you an ancient Grecian artifact full of power and energy. 

But let’s begin at the beginning – where else? – first. I came to this retreat seven days ago. I arrived with a dozen other psychics from my close community, instructed to focus on recreation, relaxation, wellness and inner peace while here.

You see,        , when you’re a conduit of the mystical cosmic world, you really have to look after yourself.

If you don’t, you’ll find it increasingly impossible to look after your clients. To give them the care that they deserve and the attention they each warrant.

So, to be our best psychically and spiritually, we must take self-care seriously. A vacation of this kind is something we try to do on an annual basis, and we went all out this year.

The retreat has been excellent from day one, and I’d highly recommend the location we chose.

It’s a luxurious log cabin in the middle of a sprawling emerald green forest. The beds are incredibly comfy, there are cozy corners everywhere, and there’s even a heated hot tub to enjoy!

In my time here, I’ve caught up on my reading, hiked the hills, tried my hand at snowboarding (I wasn’t very good) and much, much more.

Most importantly, I’ve actually been gifted with the chance to reconnect with an old friend. Someone I haven’t seen in 15 years!!

Her name is Florence, and she’s the reason you come into this story,        . She’s the reason I’m writing to you now.

(This will all make sense soon, I promise you. Just stay with me…)

I first met Florence early in my mystical journey when we were both asked to attend a training course. It was focused on our tendency to over-empathize with clients.

Don’t get me wrong, nobody in our organization thinks empathy is a bad thing. Quite the opposite – it’s important to connect.

But sometimes, in the early days, Florence and I felt too much. We loved too deeply and took it far too much to heart in a painful way when suggestions were rejected, or offers of help were ignored.

I think you might be able to relate to that feeling in your own life.

The hurt distracted us from our duties and made us insecure, and an insecure psychic is almost always a poor psychic. So, something had to give. And with haste.

Together, Florence and I forged a bond never to be broken as we learned to value ourselves and our recommendations, even when others didn’t. We became better at our craft for it.

We went in separate directions when the course ended, appreciating each other from afar. (She lives worlds away, usually.) But what a gift to be back together after so, so long!

Between massages, mud baths and snowy adventures in the woods, Florence and I have talked up a storm this week. We’ve spoken about everything and anything, from our personal lives to our working practices.

Then, last night, this happened…

 

THE FATEFUL READING

Sitting in front of the fire after everyone else had headed off to bed for the night, Florence revealed that she had become an adept tarot reader like myself since we were last in the same place.

I was intrigued. I wanted to test her skills, so I thought of someone I’d recently checked in on via a remote reading.

I thought of you,        . And thank the stars I did.

I asked Florence to read you, knowing your current situation (or so I thought!) and thinking it would be an excellent test of how talented at tarot she had become.

She proudly plucked a purple deck (it’s always been her favorite color) from her suitcase. I described you, told her some crucial details, and watched her astral project to identify your location in the spiritual plane.

She found you. Then, she drew three cards from the deck as your subconscious self would have.

At first, the reading only told me that Florence was right – she had become very good at tarot reading, and the results were similar to my last remote reading of your situation. Then, in a moment that shocked us both, she drew the last card…

The Tower, upright, is a sure symbol of emotional upheaval. Of unexpected chaos and disaster. In this final position, The Tower clearly warns of a new and dangerous situation unfolding in your life. 

This warning was NOT there when I checked in on you days before I left for the retreat,        . But it is now.

I did a tarot reading myself after Florence’s, just to confirm the accuracy of what we’d learned, and I saw The Tower again.

It’s official. I’m not sure what’s happened or when, exactly, it did, but something has triggered an unfortunate event in your life. That much is safe to say, as is the fact that it’s imminent, and we need to act ASAP.

Florence has kindly offered to help me take speedy steps to assist before I even get home, so tonight, we’ll kickstart our action on your behalf with a joint Ceremony of Cosmic Protection.

We’ll erect a temporary shield around you, short-term but very powerful, warding off nefarious energies and evils for as long as we can. But it won’t last forever.

While it’s keeping you safe, you’ll need to get on top of your emotions and remove any emotional stressors from your headspace.

Your mind must be clear and open if you want to move through the next few weeks with the right amount of caution, side-stepping potential moments of disaster.

To this end, I want to offer you a Psychological Clearance Cufflet. This ancient Grecian artifact is no mere piece of gilded jewelry – it’s an item imbued with clarifying, focusing energies.

It was forged long ago to head into war with ferocious female warriors, and no warrior who wore the Cufflet ever lost her focus on the battlefield.

It’s the item best placed to make The Tower’s warning never come to fruition. I promise you that.

All I require to share this Cufflet and its usage instructions (you’ll be operating it and benefitting from its powers via a Psychological Clearance Ritual) with you is your consent.

Florence and I can perform the Ceremony of Cosmic Protection right away without waiting, but the Cufflet cannot be given without your approval.

The Ceremony’s guarding effects will run out as         comes to an end, so I’ll need you to claim your PSYCHOLOGICAL CLEARANCE CUFFLET before this moment.

Hopefully, that works for you.

Hopefully, that’s something you can do.

If not, I’m unsure what happens next. But I know I don’t want to find out, and if you’re being honest with yourself, you’ll know that you don’t want to either…

 

PREPARING FOR DISASTER OFTEN PREVENTS IT FROM MATERIALIZING 

The sooner you ask me for this PSYCHOLOGICAL CLEARANCE CUFFLET and get your mind right, the better.

I know it’s scary to hear that a disastrous situation might unfold in your near future (and it scared me too), especially with little warning, but it’s not as terrifying when you remember that you have options. When you remember there are steps you can take.

(Steps like staking this claim.) 

 

I’m so invested in you evading The Tower’s prediction,        . Genuinely and truly, I don’t want it for you. I don’t think you deserve it.

I think my investment should be clear already, given that as soon as I’ve finished writing this message, I’m going to perform a Ceremony of Cosmic Protection, drawing my own strength AND my friend Florence’s into the fight.

But if it’s not? 

I’ll also offer you a FREE gift.

Provided, of course, that you can request your Cufflet before the end of         arrives and the Ceremony’s protection wears off, leaving you exposed.

This gift will take the form of your FREE Disaster Preparedness Plan.

It will walk you through all the steps you should take in the event of an unexpected life-upending event, both literally and emotionally.

It pays to be prepared, and that’s as true in your situation as it is in any other.

I’m just so glad we caught this warning early, with time to intervene and stop an upheaval in its tracks.

I can’t help but think the universe knew what it was doing when it threw Florence and me back together. And I’ve always tried my best to listen to the universe. How about you?

Will you heed the cosmic call and change your mindset to protect your path?

I hope so, and I’ll be waiting to hear from you. (I’ll be traveling tomorrow, rushing home, but I’ll make you my first priority every second that I can.)

Your loving friend,

Ask for Your Psychological Clearance Cufflet

+ FREE Disaster Preparedness Plan