Elissa, 

I was so intrigued by the story you told about the strange, glittering shaft of purple light that appeared in your room and materialized a celestial artifact.

The intrigue only grew, of course, when I learned that the artifact was intended for me! It’s great to know the astral universe cares and that I’m deemed uniquely worthy of such an exciting offering. I’m thrilled to be in this position.

I’m not motivated by money, but I am sometimes motivated by money worries. I’d love to leave those behind and transform my life during these precious three months.

If you tell me that a particular path is the one that I ought to walk, I believe you. You’ve never given me a reason to doubt. You’ve never steered me wrong before. So…

I give you my full consent to send my Citrine Ox. When you share the instructions I must follow to awaken the Ox, I’ll pay attention to every word. I’ll heed your guidance carefully, giving you my complete focus, knowing you’re always on my side.

For all your hard work and effort, I’ll happily pay you the small fee of , an incredible reduction from the usual price of .

Thanks to your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, I know I won’t be taking any risks with my money.