Elissa,

It was fascinating to learn a bit more about the history of the domesticated cat – and to hear about how the Felicitous Felis Catus made its way from creation all the way to you!

It’s inspiring to learn that after a long while, I was chosen as the next worthy owner of the Catus. I’d love to benefit from the potent lucky powers contained within this ancient Egyptian artifact, and I’ll do all you ask to enable that reality.

I’ll also use my Balancing Feather to constantly ensure that I’m on the right path, living in a fair and just way (so that luck from the Catus can continue to flow unbroken).

And I’ll enhance my ability to notice and seize luck by paying attention to my Figures of Weighted Favor throughout the next month. I’m fully committed to every part of this.

So, I give you my full consent to send this Catus figurine and details concerning its connection ritual. I’ll pay attention to all your instructions when the Catus is in my possession. I’ll do all I can to get my life back on track and seize this fantastic feline luck.

For all your hard work and effort, I’ll happily pay you the small fee of , an incredible reduction from the usual price of .

Thanks to your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, I know I won’t be taking any risks with my money.