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And hope? Hope keeps dreams alive when they would have otherwise faded out like a candle flame that burns too long and becomes overtaken by pooling wax. 

Do you understand this? 

Do you know this to be true like I do? 

And do you realize how much hope you’ve carried safely through strife and struggle to make it this far, all while ever holding on to your generously sized heart?

You’ve been wronged countless times between today and        , when you first entered the world. But you’ve been especially wronged in the last year. 

Kept from getting what you deserve and meeting your true potential. Kept from where you should have been and what you should have been doing. You know the drill.

Since this day in        , I can name THREE monumental moments at which the universe, through error and mistake rather than any true malice, failed you. 

Though I could detail those moments for you now and explain each one – what was meant to happen versus what really happened, etc. – I’m not sure it would help.

I’m not sure it would be productive or kind to make you live, for any length of time at all, in what could have been. Especially not when we should instead be focusing on what can still be. 

So, you may ask: Why are you telling me then, Elissa?

Because you need to know the truth! And because these three ruined moments that should have been points of success for you have left things… In a less-than-ideal place, shall we say?! 

You’re holding onto belief and hope by the very skin of your teeth, and neither of us can confidently say how much longer you’ll be able to do that. 

(But I can say that my dreams of you have been getting steadily more desperate in the past month. Your heart is clasping at straws of faith, and the hopeful haystack is dwindling.)

Luckily, having discussed your plight with three trusted psychic friends, I’m ready to step in. We all are. 

The second you give the go-ahead, Marcos, Lucia, Edward and I will pool our resources and powers to perform an extensive “Reading of Righteous Rectification” on your behalf. 

You may now be asking: What does that mean, exactly?

To rectify is to put something right that has gone awry. For instance, to fix the universe’s three huge mistakes. Righteous is another word for morally upstanding.

It applies to your current plight in two ways:

1. You’re a righteous person, deserving of guidance and a good life.
2. Helping you is the righteous, correct thing for all four of us psychics to do in this situation.

Fixing this is close to a moral imperative, at least in my eyes. Why should you suffer a minute longer when you’re not at fault?

We can do this. I know we can. You have very little to lose and more than you can imagine, at present, to gain. 

If you choose to accept this offer and request our assistance, we’ll help you put your life back on its ideal course over the next four months. We’ll send your way a Reading consisting of three wonderful elements:

• Your Tarot Table of Justice – When you claim the Reading and check out, you’ll select four tarot cards (one per month). We’ll interpret these in your Tarot Table of Justice, advising you on your best route to “Rectification” and helping you evade anything remotely negative or unsavory during the next four months.  
• Your Nine Numbers of Note – After the Tarot Table, we’ll share your nine crystal-ball-divined lucky numbers, active for the same four-month period. Once you have these numbers in your mind (and ideally written down and carried around with you, too), they will bring fortune and support in a million different ways.
• Your Calendar of Correcting Events – For the final part of the Reading, we’ll create and share your Calendar of Correcting Events – AKA moments to fix things rather than break them any further. Moments of considerable luck, opportunity or importance that you can handle correctly with the extra information we’ll provide.

Together, these three “parts” will form the Reading of Righteous Rectification in its entirety.

And together, these three “parts” will fix what has become steadily more broken in the past 12 months. 

My psychic friends and I will participate in every element of the Reading to keep our powers at a peak, but I chose Marcos, Lucia and Edward in particular for their specialisms, which will also serve us well…

Marcos is skilled at date-based divination, ensuring accuracy in the Calendar of Correcting Events.

Lucia is, like me, an experienced tarot reader with a lot of strength, knowledge and ability in this area. She will confirm that the Tarot Table is perfect. 

Edward is attached at the hip to his crystal ball and is known to produce more accurate lucky number predictions than anyone else in the industry. He will use this ability to your gain when presenting your Numbers of Note.

I really have put my best team together for you,        . 

…Just one more thing?

As an apology for everything you’ve already been through at the hands of the cruel and capricious universe, and as a thank-you for trusting me and my psychic friends, I’ll provide a FREE gift alongside the Reading once you’ve made your claim. 

The Quad-Charged Selenite Wand of Wonder, to be more precise about the nature of said gift.

The name is a mouthful, but the premise is simple: This crystal artifact, carefully carved many decades before you were born, is known to bring luck, abundance and mystical opportunity in equal measure when it’s charged. 

And for you, it will be Quad-Charged!

All four of us will give it power, quadrupling its lucky/abundant/mystical qualities so that they will last four wondrous months and perfectly tie in with the Reading.

Play your cards right, and you’ll soon have more guidance than ever and more luck and glittering positive energy than ever. A twofer few could refuse, to my mind. 

Chances like this don’t fall into your lap every day. I think you’re aware of that fact.

This offering is a testament to how valuable you are to me, and I hope you’ll take it very seriously.

Your loving friend,