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We’ve made it!

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Within a limited window of opportunity, with the rarely offered assistance of a powerful warlock on our side, we’re about to rectify an accidental error that’s defined a lot of your life so far. 

That’s worth celebrating. That’s worth being immensely proud of. 

To kick things off, I’ll loop you in on how the Ritual of Uncoupling went – I know you’ve been waiting ever-so-patiently for news…

YOUR WARLOCK PROTECTION RECTIFICATION

PART ONE: YOUR RITUAL OF UNCOUPLING *RESULTS*

       

I’m pleased to report that the Ritual of Uncoupling was relatively simple and painless, probably because we had Mykhail himself on board to help resolve the accidental connection first made on your day of birth. 

So, long story short, the Ritual of Uncoupling is done. The wall is dissolved.

It took us a few hours, but everything went well, and that shroud of not-properly-human-attuned protection has been dropped from your life, allowing the astral forces to send you things with hugely increased efficacy in the future.

I hope that’s a great relief to you – as it has been for Mykhail. 

And I hope you will both be able to find peace and tranquility in your new chapters. (Though Mykhail and I do still have two more Rectifications to get to work on next.)

Speaking of new chapters…

PART TWO: YOUR SHINING STAR TRIGGER INCANTATION *INSTRUCTIONS*

With the Uncoupling officially complete, we must now discuss the second element of your Warlock Protection Rectification.

This Shining Star Trigger Incantation is made to speak directly to the celestial world. It’s made to say to them: Look at me! I’m a shimmering, shining star of a person, deserving of your attention and affection – and I’ve been sorely starved of it.

It will work perfectly, in your case, because you are a good and loving person. It will trigger a phase of supreme, hard-earned good fortune.

… But it wouldn’t work for someone awful – or even just mediocre. (Because it would speak the above message to the astral forces, and they would know, in an instant, that it wasn’t credible.)

Please recite your Incantation:

  • At night, standing beneath visible starlight
  • With both hands over your heart
  • From memory 
  • With your eyes turned skyward and your heart wide open

Here’s the text in full: 

“Stella vires, exsuscito, ausculto.

On this night, I introduce you,

To a once-invisible hidden gem,

To myself – in golden glory,

All I’ve done and seen and said, 

Bright as I burn, I have burned alone,

Unaided and unassisted,

And though you are not to blame,

I plead that you might fix this,

I want to brighten the world, 

I want to do nothing but my best,

My heart is full of purest love,

On my laurels, I shall not rest,

Stella vires.

Exsuscito.

Ausculto.”

There you have it,        . That concludes both elements of your Rectification and puts things back to how they should have been (and then some). 

But we both know Mykhail didn’t want to stop there – so please also enjoy your FREE Magical Guardian Shield, which is ready to keep you safe when you most need it to…

YOUR MAGICAL GUARDIAN SHIELD

Here it is,        . In all its ancient, gnarled glory and breathtaking power.

To refresh your memory? “This Shield – which, unlike the unintentional protection, was designed for receipt by a normal human – is incredibly unique and helpful. 

It can be brought to life at a time of your choosing (according to instructions I’ll pass on) to grant you a two-week phase of all-encompassing psychic protection from negativity. Yes, negativity ONLY.”

The Magical Guardian Shield has been a personal possession of Mykhail’s for decades – and it will physically continue to be, even when its spiritual and energetic ownership is transferred to you during your two-week phase of protection.

(This is mainly to avoid delays and complications. When you want the guardianship, you can use the image above to remotely and immediately request it.)

When the time comes, and you know you want to spend the next 14 days insulated from all evil by a powerful warlock, you simply need to: 

  1. Pull up the Shield image on a portable screen, such as your phone or tablet.
  2. Trace the name “Mykhail” over the image with your left index finger. Repeat this three more times. 
  3. Trace your own name over the image with your right index finger. Repeat this three more times.  
  4. Holding both index fingers against the image, take a deep and settling breath, then whisper this sentence as an initial greeting: My inadvertent companion, I return to you for what was fairly promised.
  5. Remain as still and silent as possible, counting through four full minutes in your head.
  6. When the appropriate amount of time has elapsed, lift your fingers from the image and press one to each corresponding temples. Whisper: I pour the wards of my magical guardian into my mind.
  7. Move your fingers down to press against your heart. Whisper: I pour the wards of my magical guardian into my head.
  8. Move your fingers down to your stomach and the core of yourself. Whisper: I pour the wards of my magical guardian into my soul. 
  9. Observe another four minutes of silence and stillness, then rise and continue about your day. 

Follow these nine steps as I’ve laid them out for you, and you’ll find that within 24 hours, the Shield will come into effect. 

Then, it will remain in place for two whole weeks, protecting you from whatever threat was once looming.

Remember,        : You can only do this once. So choose your weeks wisely…

I’ve now done everything I promised to and shared everything I needed to. I am genuinely and deeply proud of both you and Mykhail – and I’m delighted to witness a version of your life that exists beyond this inadvertent birth moment barrier!

Your loving friend,