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But if there’s any situation where it was needed more, I can’t think of it. And if there’s anyone more deserving, I can’t think of them, either.

You’re amazing, and I’m glad that I get to provide you with two offerings that will finally allow you to cultivate a life worthy of your amazingness.

Let’s begin with the most important item of all, your Globe of Good Fortune…

YOUR GLOBE OF GOOD FORTUNE

Can’t you so easily picture this beautiful blown glass Globe sitting on a dusty bookshelf in the extensive library of Henry Percy, The Wizard Earl? 

I know I can.

But unlike The Wizard Earl, you know the true and total value of this Globe, beyond its price or its beauty. You know it can function as a mighty magnet, pulling money and wealth into your life from all directions.

As promised, I have already performed the Esoteric Prosperity Induction, essentially preparing the Globe for its new role in your life.

As you might guess by the name, it’s a complicated magical process, the specifics of which wouldn’t make sense to most. But suffice it to say that though it took a long time and a lot of my psychic energy, it is now done – and it all went as it should have.

Now, the responsibility for what happens next shifts, in part, to you.

It’s time for you to awaken the Globe of Good Fortune, triggering the magnetization that will lead you to total prosperity…

1. To awaken your Globe, you’ll first need to gather the following items: A pinch of table salt in a small bowl, a half-filled glass of lukewarm water, your Globe in a printed-out format, and three unique coins with unique denominations.

2. When you’ve got the items together, take them to a space in your home where you’ll be able to work undisturbed for around 15 minutes and clear a section of floor to work on.

3. Sit down in the Lotus Pose with your items spread out in front of you, arranging them as follows from your left to your right – the coins in rising value, the Globe, the water. Hold the bowl of salt in your lap, cupped by both hands.

4. Lift the bowl of salt up to your mouth and speak directly into it, saying: I change state as the freshwater turns to salt.

5. Pour the sprinkling of salt from the bowl into the half-full lukewarm glass of water and set the empty bowl aside. Repeat, once more, the previous statement: I change state as the freshwater turns to salt. 

6. Dip the middle, index and ring fingers of your right hand into the salted water. Remove them and quickly press a wet fingertip to each coin (index to the furthest left coin, middle to the middle coin, ring to the innermost coin).

7. Maintaining contact with all three coins, say: I change state by welcoming a ceaseless supply of wealth.

8. With your dry left hand, continuing to maintain coin contact with your right, cross arms and press the same three fingers to your Globe of Good Fortune. Say, again: I change state by welcoming a ceaseless supply of wealth.

9. Slowly pull your hands back from the items until your arms are uncrossed and your palms are pressed, open, to the respective sides of your chest.

10. Close your eyes tightly and say, reaching your arms up to the sky as you do: Awaken, magnetized Globe of Good Fortune, and bless me with all I’ve earned and more.

11. Remain in this position, arms up, for at least a minute.

12. When you feel ready, slowly bring them down and open your eyes to conclude the awakening process.

That’s all there is to it,        . If you break down the steps, it’s an easy process. And if you do it right, you know how much incredible financial opportunity awaits you!

With the Globe of Good Fortune delivered safely into your possession and the awakening instructions shared, it’s time to turn our minds to what happens next.

I mean, of course, that it’s time to turn our minds to your FREE gift, which will be invaluable to you as your influence grows and your business dealings become increasingly crucial…

THE WIZARD EARL’S INTERPERSONAL INTERPRETATIONS

As you know, these Interpretations are designed to help all who read them better understand human nature and thus better deal with interpersonal relationships. I firmly believe they’ll be useful to you on several different levels…

Value the difference between hearing and listening

It’s one thing to hear a person, quite another to listen to them. We hear the ticking grandfather clock in the dining room, but we soon enough tune it out when we’ve grown used to its sound.

When we listen, on the other hand, we’re actively engaging. Choose companions who listen and strive to be one in return – your life will be of a better standard for the effort.

 Be attentive to the space that lies between the words

What remains unsaid can be as impactful and crucial as what’s spoken aloud or written on the page.

Whether it’s a simmering resentment that conveys itself in reticence or the secret, barely concealed shame of a person who cannot stop speaking, silence (or the lack of it) can tell us as much as sound. We simply need to learn how to tune in to these new frequencies.

 Acknowledge your weaknesses with grace

Perhaps the greatest fool on the scene is the fool who cannot ever seem to acknowledge that he is one. Never allow yourself to become this person if you aim to see your interpersonal dealings succeed, as nobody is more hated in polite society.

Learn your own weaknesses, big and small, and be quick to acknowledge them. This way, nobody can beat you to them, and few can begrudge you for them.

 Let the ones you love feel useful with regularity

It might seem counterintuitive, but a base truth of human nature is that people love to be helpful and valuable.

If you can make them feel this way, even if that means asking them for help with a seemingly unpleasant task like cleaning the stables or carrying seventeen heavy boxes across town, they will love you more. You can see the truth of this surprising revelation if you look at your own life for examples. Try it. They’ll be there.

 Be good to others, and goodness will find you

The universe’s karma is swift and sure, and it rarely disappoints. No matter how far your social standing rises or how low it sinks in the course of your lifetime, it is a universal standard that you must be good, just and loving to those around you.

Never take out a bad day on a person who is not responsible. Never become so impatient that you forget to understand that delays are a part of life.

 Love is much more about compromise than passion

To be overcome with adoration and passion for the one you love is a great blessing. But in terms of building a strong interpersonal relationship with a romantic partner, it cannot be all you have to your name.

You must also possess a deep willingness to discuss, compromise and adjust. What suits you will not always suit your lover, so try, where you can, to make the thing that really suits you your lover’s happiness and comfort.

With that,        , I’ve given you everything I promised to share, and I’m confident in your ability to go forward and find great success.

Let fortune shower your every step, and, once you’re truly wealthy, let your soul never forget how far you came to reach the mountaintop of prosperity.

Your loving friend,