Elissa,

I’m overjoyed that you’re willing to make me an exception to an established rule among psychics. You’ve always seen my potential – so much so that you make me see it, too.

I agree that my biggest problems are my negative emotions and my stressful financial situation. If I could solve both in one action, I’d be a very happy        . And I’d have the space to connect to my purpose in life.

You know this Monolith well, having used it to escape your own sticky situation in the past. If you recommend it to me, I know I can trust that recommendation entirely.

I’m also very much looking forward to following your instructions and completing the Identification Ceremony. I’d love the opportunity to know myself better than before.

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