Elissa,

I’m so glad that you found me when you did. I’d hate to imagine living a life that was totally disconnected from the elemental forces.

A life where I couldn’t access any good luck? I can’t think of anything worse. Without you, that might have been my fate.

But with you, I won’t let it be.

I’ll accept your loving offer right now, just as Marie accepted Magnus’s thousands of years ago.

For all your hard work, I’ll happily pay you the small fee of , a massive reduction from the usual price of . I’ll be forever in awe at your generosity.

And, thanks to your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, I know I won’t be taking any financial risks.