Last night, I realized that your ability to experience luck and attract success was well and truly throttled. Limited right at the source
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I was looking at your astral sky, hoping to determine what would be next on the exciting horizon of your life, and in a glimmering moment that seemed to hold me in time for a million years, I spotted the almost-hidden presence of a demonic, evil force.
Almost hidden. But not quite. I recognized what I was seeing right away.
It was a force for mischief known to do precisely this – known to act as a “Fortune Limiter” of sorts, keeping amazing people from reaching their significant potential.
To explain, : The lucky power you should be able to channel is far greater than the amount you have been able to channel for at least the last three months. Probably longer.
Or… it was.
THE LUCK-UNLIMITING DEMOLITION PROCESS
I raced to act when I saw the Fortune Limiter creeping through your sky, pouncing as it put one step wrong and made itself visible. With haste, I performed a Luck-Unlimiting Demolition to totally decimate it and reopen all your lucky channels!
The Demolition took a few hours, and there were moments when I was scared it wouldn’t work. But in the end, it all succeeded as I hoped. We’re in the clear.
It’s sort of like, before, you had a broken hosepipe. It was clogged somewhere in the middle, only able to trickle the water of luck onto the desperately thirsty plants of your life. It was lackluster relief. Now, things are flowing with ease.
The drought season is over, the pressure on your hosepipe is excellent, and your life is about to improve significantly. It’s about to get back on its rightful track in a big way.
Yes, I’m writing today to tell you about the Demolition and the disaster I averted, but that’s not all. As this flow resumes, I’d also like to help ensure you get everything you deserve.
(Given all that you’ve missed out on because the uncontrollable astral forces of evil chose to pick on your life, it only seems fair.)
So, , this is my proposition…
THE ORACLE OF TOTAL FORTUNE AND FULFILLMENT
Those life areas are:
- Your Work and Career
- Your Money and Wealth
- Your Feelings and Relationships
Looking at your “immediate future,” AKA the next six months, I’ll seek to answer two questions and ask you to draw two cards accordingly when you request this Oracle.
The questions are:
- What’s the current situation in this life area?
- What is your best route to total fortune and fulfillment in this life area?
It’s all about getting you to the best possible destination, my friend. It’s a targeted approach to life maximization.
To get a little further into the specifics, we’ll do all of this using the Oracle Deck of Deep Fulfillment. It’s ours to utilize, owned by a fellow psychic and close personal friend of mine – a potent, eccentric mage named Romulus.
(Time is on our side here. I recently reconnected with Romulus when he moved to the area, and we’ve been talking about sharing our resources. Then, along came your issue, and along came Romulus to agree that you deserved this kind of deep tarot support!)
The Oracle Deck is a stunning gothic set that can only be read by a few super-powered psychics (such as myself and Romulus).
It’s imbued with immensely accurate powers of future telling.
Isn’t it beautiful, ? Wouldn’t you love to benefit from the secrets of this Deck as you regain your stride and feel luck beside you once more?
Wouldn’t you gain so much from the insights of your ORACLE OF TOTAL FORTUNE AND FULFILLMENT if you requested such an offering before the arrival of ?
Make your claim while you can, and I’ll even share a FREE gift to continually push away the threat of future evils.
I don’t want you worrying about things like that, after all. I want your entire mind to be focused on enjoying the new state of your life, not preoccupied with concern about its previous state.
THE EVIL-DEFLECTING GOLDEN GARGOYLE’S PROTECTION
This gift is another from Romulus’s stash, happily suggested by him as a good accompaniment when we discussed how the Oracle would help you enjoy your recouped luck to the maximum.
It’s called the Evil-Deflecting Golden Gargoyle, and it’s an artifact so unique I couldn’t possibly begin to describe it.
(Hopefully, you’ll see for yourself when it enters your possession very soon. And you’ll know precisely what I mean.)
I’m not sure how much you know about gargoyles, , but I’ll give you a crash course for a second…
A gargoyle is a uniquely decorated water conduit, often made of granite.
Gargoyles, a popular feature of Gothic architecture, are fascinating, detailed, and seemingly only for show. But they actually have an essential building-protecting task to do. They channel water away from walls so that damage doesn’t occur.
They’re very special, very functional spouts.
(Purely decorative gargoyles exist, but they are technically called “grotesques,” in case you’re curious about the distinction.)
Your Evil-Deflecting Golden Gargoyle functions similarly to a true gargoyle, at least in metaphorical terms. It’s a channeling resource.
It pulls evil spirits and bad energies into its orbit, then pours them out far from your spiritual plane. Far from you.
Isn’t that an exciting prospect? Evil got you into this mess, but with the Gargoyle in your care as an accompaniment to the Oracle, it won’t be able to get you into another. You’ll be insulated from harm in a way many would long to be.
A DEADLINE, AN ORACLE, A GARGOYLE
From the Demolition I performed last night to the Gargoyle that might accompany your Oracle, there’s a lot to take in. I completely understand if you’re feeling overwhelmed at this point in my message, , but I ask that you focus on the salient points:
- After months spent unfairly limited by an evil astral entity, I’ve opened you up to your true lucky potential again.
- As luck rushes through your life easily, I want to help you make the most of every moment that lies ahead.
- I propose to do this by providing you with a detailed Oracle of Total Fortune and Fulfillment, which will look at every life area in terms of how you can become happier and luckier in the next six months.
- If you claim the Oracle in time, I’ll send your FREE Evil-Deflecting Golden Gargoyle along with it when it’s delivered.
- Your Gargoyle will protect you from evil when it comes near, sending it elsewhere. Your chances of ending up in a similar situation to the one you just escaped will dwindle massively (thankfully).
You have until fades into to make your claim on the Oracle – and the time between then and now is sure to fly.
Your loving friend,
