Elissa,

I feel so honored to know that your original tarot mentor chose to return and speak to you about me. I love that you’re willing, together, to help me evade my three upcoming instances of immense bad luck, and I’d definitely like to do so!

If you feel – as you and Gregor both clearly do – that this Disaster-Revealing Deck can tell me what I need to know, I agree. I trust in what you’re telling me wholeheartedly.

I’ll heed every warning and re-read every bit of information you share. I’ll do everything possible to prevent my life from falling off track due to fate’s random cruelties. 

I’m also so appreciative that I’ll receive my uniquely composed Song of Solace, too. You’re prepared for every scenario, always looking for ways to keep me supported. 

So, Elissa, I give you my full consent to share this Reading spanning my next four months. I’ll happily receive all the evil-evading guidance you have to share. I’m ready to put the work in to sidestep those three bad luck moments I know I don’t deserve.

For all your hard work and effort, I’ll happily pay you the small fee of , an incredible reduction from the usual price of .

Thanks to your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, I know I won’t be taking any risks with my money.