Elissa,  

It was so fascinating to hear the story of the curse that affects my family line. I never realized how important it was to make room in life for fun, spontaneity and amusement.

Now, I see it all very clearly. I see that I absolutely do need to seek pleasure and mischief, focusing less often on the end goal and more often on the joy I find along the way. I see that these Steps must be taken with urgency and focus.

I love that you’ve also given me my Lucky Numbers to further encourage my pursuit of fun, but you don’t need to worry – I’m committing myself to this wholeheartedly.

I trust you, I believe you, and I have no desire to risk the wrath of the hobgoblin’s Mischief Curse. I will not let my luck-generating bond with the cosmic world be broken.

I give you my full consent to assist with these Steps. When you share the instructions I must follow, I’ll pay attention to every word. I’ll heed your advice carefully, giving you my complete focus, knowing you’re always on my side.

For all your hard work and effort, I’ll happily pay you the small fee of , an incredible reduction from the usual price of .

Thanks to your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, I know I won’t be taking any risks with my money.