Elissa,

You’re always making me aware immediately when you spot a dangerous or non-fortuitous situation close at hand, and I’m so thankful. Where would I be without you?

It was fascinating to learn about spirits of sorrow but worrying to discover that my spirit of sorrow and my ancestral spirit of sorrow had combined. I can see how they’ve taken over, and I’m beginning to notice that lack of luck and positivity in my life.

As soon as I can, I want to get it back. I don’t believe that I should be defined by the sadnesses and stresses of my past, and I’m sad that I’ve let this become my reality. 

Anything you recommend, I’ll do. I trust in the help you’re offering, and I know that if I have you in my corner and on my side, I have all the luck I really need in this life.

So, I give you my full consent to send my Obliteration instructions. When you tell me what I need to do in each part of the Obliteration, I’ll pay attention to every word. I’ll do all I can to destroy this congealed mass of sorrow and regain my access to good luck!

For all your hard work and effort, I’ll happily pay you the small fee of , an incredible reduction from the usual price of .

Thanks to your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, I know I won’t be taking any risks with my money.