Elissa,

It’s always a gift to connect with someone who sees the value of honesty and truthfulness as much as I do. And you’re right – I have been knocked off course a lot lately, and I could 100% benefit from the ability to uncover sneaky untruths. 

Whether they’re coming from someone I should be able to trust but just don’t or from a new person I can’t work out yet, I want to know for sure about certain statements I hear. 

You say the Spyglass (once it has been prepared for and passed on to me) will help with this. I trust what you tell me and am ready to experience that certainty firsthand!

I also massively appreciate that you’ll be sharing your Earnest Guidelines for Honest Living with me, since, as you say, it can be challenging to balance truthfulness and tact. 

Elissa, I give you my full consent to share this Spyglass. I’ll pay attention to all your usage instructions, learning how to bring enlightenment regarding the intentions of others to the forefront of my mind. I’ll do everything I can to sidestep future disasters.

For all your hard work and effort, I’ll happily pay you the small fee of , an incredible reduction from the usual price of .

Thanks to your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, I know I won’t be taking any risks with my money.