Normally, I’d jump into the story of how I came to offer you something before I explained exactly what I was offering

But in this moment, I want you to know – right upfront – that I’m presenting you with a chance to change your life. I want you to realize before you have even a second to click away that this is a huge opportunity.

A way to rewrite your destiny, which seems to have fallen off course. That’s not something you come by every day, is it?

Didn’t think so!

But if you ask me for your AMULET OF LUNAR ABLUTION before the end of , that’s what could be yours. Really and truly.

Now you know the stakes (and the deadline we’re both working to), let’s jump into those specifics and give you as much information as possible.

That way, you’ll be able to make a truly informed decision about your future path…

THIS AMULET IS A MOON-POWERED ARTEFACT, AND ITS POWER PEAK IS HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK

I’m sure you already know, , that the moon goes through phases each month. Most people do. But did you know it isn’t quite that simple?

Behind full moons, new moons, waning crescents and the like, there’s something else at play. Something deeper. Something that the psychic community is well aware of, and that talented soothsayers like me often use to their advantage.

Here it is: The moon also transitions through several distinct and unseen energy phases over the course of a year.

Right now, we’re coming to the end of a highly active phase and entering a less energetic phase, and we’re seeing the lunar strength of the earth’s only natural satellite PEAK before it falls off.

This peak will be fully and categorically over by the end of .

(Which is why we’re working to the deadline that we are.)

I’m used to receiving messages and requests related to lunar spells and talismans during peaks like this one, but even so…

Nothing could have prepared me for the message I received about you.

This is because it was a rare and thrilling communication from a well-renowned and highly mystical astral organization, known as the Lunar Order.

The Lunar Order is an ancient group of moon worshippers with a storied history of recruiting only the best, the brightest and the most spiritually perceptive. Entrance is limited, and help is only offered out by this Order in exceptional circumstances.

To exceptionally deserving people.

Surprise, ! That’s you!

Just yesterday, the spirit of an ancient representative of the Order (one of its founding members, actually!) transmitted a psychic message directly to me.

I quickly fell into a mediumistic trance when I felt a woman reaching out from the spirit world. Her name was Masha, and through the power of automatic writing, she was able to have me write out her clear and hope-filled message of direction.

When I returned from my trance-like moment, it was to a long note from Masha that read as follows:

“Sweet Elissa,

I find you in the distant year of to share my truths, reveal my discoveries and make my request. I myself am a timeless spirit, existing outside of the laws that bind mortals and seeking only ever to do good.

I am, always and forever, a member of the heralded Lunar Order, and I see your power through the prisms of space and time. It shines bright as a beacon in the fog. I see, also, that you are loved and cherished by the moon and all the astral forces.

This is why I come to you, in the hope that you will be able to disseminate a gift of the Order to a most deserving recipient. name is and destiny has been knocked off course and shattered into pieces by forces beyond reason and control.

I seek – with the moon-revering blessings of the Order on my side – to offer a solution: The Amulet of Lunar Ablution, and with it, the instructions needed to successfully kickstart a destiny reset and personal rebirth.

Can you make this happen, dearest and most powerful new friend of mine? Can you return this loving, caring human creature to their correct path in life? Mistakes are made in this random universe of ours, and some are unfixable. But this is one that the moon is perfectly placed, in this very moment, to correct. Make it happen.

In hopeful declaration,

Masha”

Isn’t that incredible, ? So much beautiful detail came flowing out of my pen when I was in a total and utter trance! I couldn’t have made all of that up if I tried.

And with that detail, there also came the express permission I needed to give you one of my greatest offerings – the Amulet of Lunar Ablution.

The power of this piece, if used correctly, is unmatched.

Ask me for your AMULET OF LUNAR ABLUTION before the end of .

AN OFFER YOU CAN’T (OR SHOULDN’T!) REFUSE

It’s just like Masha said: The Amulet of Lunar Ablution is a special and precious tool that will help you to reset your future and start your life anew. Who wouldn’t want that, really?

Now, you know why you might have been feeling a little off-kilter or out-of-touch with the universe lately.

You have been!

The Amulet of Lunar Ablution will fix this. It’s used as the central piece of a Lunar Ablution Rite. (A simple, water-focused ceremony of rebirth that you’ll perform for yourself using my carefully explained and presented instructions.)

When the Rite is done, the rebirth will start in earnest and the path towards your new destiny will begin to be paved.

Aren’t you about ready to know you’re on the right track again?

I’m sure I would be if I were standing in your shoes, aware that dark energies had clouded my current journey and made it murky.

This is 100% the real deal, . I want you to know that. After I got Masha’s message, I even called up a known descendant of hers who I’d spoken with a handful of times before to make sure – Ana.

Ana confirmed that this auto-written message was authentic, and a common way for Masha to communicate.

She confirmed that this offer was truly being extended to you.

She even offered to help me help you, actually (and you’re about to discover where, exactly, I took her up on that help!).

If you’re feeling about ready for your reset, you just need to ask me for your AMULET OF LUNAR ABLUTION before comes to an end.

Meet that deadline and show your commitment, and I’ll reward you with two gifts at no additional charge…

Your FREE Moon Melody

This beautiful and blissful instrumental track is a guardian song.

It’s carefully, thoughtfully built to protect you from harm and darkness during the raw and emotional phase of change that follows a Lunar Ablution Rite and the creation of a new destiny.

Your FREE Stamp of the Lunar Order

This is an item I’ll actually only be in possession of from tomorrow onwards, as Ana is shipping it over to me. (I told you she wanted to help!)

The Stamp’s history and residual lunar power will tie you closely the energies of the moon, marking you out as a lunar ally and making you far more likely to receive extra lunar luck.

Ask me for your AMULET OF LUNAR ABLUTION, , and you’ll also receive your MOON MELODY and your STAMP OF THE LUNAR ORDER.

PERMISSION TO SHARE THIS BLESSED OFFERING IS RARE – BUT NOT UNHEARD OF

As you might have guessed from the excitement I expressed around the message I received from Masha, it’s not every day that I receive the Lunar Order’s blessing to provide assistance.

BUT that doesn’t mean it never happens.

In the 15 or so years since the Amulet of Lunar Ablution was handed down to me, I’ve been called upon to put its moon-powered strength to work just four times.

(Three, if we don’t include you.)

Each time, I’m proud to report, has been highly successful – even without the addition of the two amazing FREE gifts that you’ll receive alongside the Amulet.

Here’s 51-year-old Fiona’s story…

“Elissa,

I’ve been meaning to touch base for a while now, because I have SO MUCH to update you on. First things first: I’m not working that awful bank job anymore. I quit, expressed how much I felt I’d been disrespected there, and then I didn’t look back as I walked out. It was SATISFYINGGGGG.

Second things second: I’ve got another job and it’s much more my speed. I’ve actually invested in and launched my own local branch of a nationwide dog grooming business. Now the only customers that bark in my face on the daily are the pampered pooches I care for (and it’s a damn site cuter).

I know that this is all thanks to the Amulet of Lunar Ablution, and to the Rite I performed to rebirth my existence and utterly refresh my destiny. I feel so much more me than I did even four months ago, and that’s down to your hard work and effort.

I hope you see how much I appreciate what you did for me, and if anyone ever asks, I’d rate your services something like a 200/10. You’re amazing, Elissa.

Love,

Fiona x”

Don’t you want what Fiona got, ?

Not necessarily the career grooming dogs, but the freedom to choose your own path. The ability to reclaim a destiny full of bright, shining happiness.

Whatever your ambitions are in this life, , you deserve a good one.

The Lunar Order knows this, I know this, and hopefully, you do too. You’re a good person, but as Masha put it, your destiny has been knocked off course and shattered into pieces by forces beyond reason and control.

Let’s start fighting back against those forces today, in the here and now.

Let’s stop the clock, reset the timer and try again with the invaluable help of this lunar-powered object.

Please, , ask me for your AMULET OF LUNAR ABLUTION before the moon’s energy peak concludes and comes to an end.

Isn’t it the least you can do for yourself, after so long spent stuck in a rut?

I’ll be waiting to hear from you.

Your loving friend,