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Every second of every day of your life so far. Even the mistakes made along the way haven’t truly knocked you off course.

Did you know this? On a conscious or even unconscious level, were you aware?

I was. Through thick and thin, I’ve consistently been cognizant that even in your worst moments, you remain destined for greatness. 

That is the depth and intensity of your potential. It shines through the deep darkness and illuminates every part of your soul for people with wide-open eyes to see. (People like me and others in the psychic community, especially.)

Unfortunately, your potential is currently being threatened, and your ability to achieve could be considerably demolished if we don’t act SOON.

Things are so urgent that I’ve actually already completed a temporary action of protection to keep you safe. 

(I promise, more information about what I’m keeping you safe from is forthcoming…)

But temporary is the operative word. More must be done. A permanent solution must be focused on before the impact of this threat on your life worsens and more opportunities are unfairly swallowed up.

I can’t believe I didn’t spot this ancestral link sooner…

WHAT’S HAPPENING TO YOU? WHAT THREAT LIES IN WAIT?

I’m sorry to tell you this,        , because I know it’ll be a stressful piece of information to discover suddenly. 

But I’m not sorry that you’ll finally be in the know. 

The psychically sensitive, mystically gifted people in your family line are afflicted by a curse known as the Mischief Curse. 

And in        , hundreds of years on from the Mischief Curse’s creation, you are falling prey.

The ancient tale goes something like this (I don’t know if the story is true or if the truth is a bit more complex – either way, the result is the same – the Mischief Curse IS real, and I know that firsthand)…

There was once a profoundly mischievous hobgoblin living under the floorboards of a large mansion home. 

The home was populated by three upper-class families and several different servant families, always filled with conversation, action and emotion.

At first, this hobgoblin’s mischief was sweet and fun – the playing of a child enjoying life’s offerings and developing a sense of good humor.

But over time, he began to feel neglected. 

He was ignored by everyone in the house despite KNOWING that several psychically sensitive people who might have been able to perceive him (if they’d cared to) were in residence.

These people were too busy for fun and whimsy, things the hobgoblin held dear, so he grew bitter and mean.

Acting out of boredom and spite, he placed a curse on all the families, stipulating that any psycho-sensitive descendant who couldn’t make room for joy, fun and spontaneity in their life would forfeit their entitlement to luck, fate and cosmic success. 

Basically, nothing exciting would ever happen to them again.

This was the Mischief Curse. Not a Curse that caused mischief but a curse that punished a person for lacking a mischievous, adventure-loving spirit.

The story feels like an allegory or a metaphor to me, and it might well be. But wherever the Curse truly came from, it’s real. My childhood best friend was a descendant of one of these families. She was, for a while, afflicted. 

Now, I know that you’re a descendant too.

I’ve done my research and found the Mischief Curse mark hidden in a dark corner of your astral sky. It looks a lot like this jester’s hat but is, of course, formed of stars in a constellation…

So, yes. You’re a descendant. And, more pressingly: As of late, you HAVE lost touch with joy, fun and pleasure for pleasure’s sake. 

The state of your astral sky shows you rushing headlong into this Curse and losing all ability to gather good fortune.

I’ve taken action, as mentioned, and constructed a Psychic Barricade to keep you from the black hole pull of this activated Curse, but it will only last until         comes to a close.

This means that by the dawn of        , we must have taken permanent action to deflect and deactivate the Curse.

You must follow, as soon as you can, a full program of learning. You must heal your inner child and reconnect to the fun of life.

SEEKING PLEASURE, HEALING THE INNER CHILD

I’ve given you the information you need now, but I’m sure you have some additional questions about the Six Pleasure-Seeking Steps, and I’ll happily explain a little more!  

I want you to be fully informed. 

I want you to make the right decision when the moment comes.

To summarize, I’m providing you with a program of instructions to follow.

The program consists of activities relating to the following Steps:

• Step One: Taking a Break and Disconnecting
• Step Two: Doing Something for YOU
• Step Three: Making Space for Play
• Step Four: Doing Something Genuinely Spontaneous
• Step Five: Making Space for Humor and Mischief
• Step Six: Taking Risks and Stepping Out of Your Comfort Zone

Each step is valuable and essential to reinserting pleasure, fun and spontaneity into your life, and each step is valuable and essential to protecting your continued supply of luck. 

We have to close up that black hole, and we have to do it as soon as we possibly can. I really hope we’re on the same page.

Don’t let the hobgoblin’s Mischief Curse ruin your life when its treatment was not your fault in the slightest!

That’s almost all I have to say to you. I’m about to leave you to your thoughts and allow you some time to process that your lineage is, in fact, cursed. I know that’s a huge deal.

But before I do, there is one more thing I’d like to offer, contingent on the receipt of your Pleasure-Seeking Steps…

If you can claim your Steps before         arrives, I’ll grant you an additional offering at no extra charge in the form of your FREE Notably Lucky Numbers for the Next Two Months.

These Numbers do what they say on the tin. They’re lucky numbers divined carefully by me that I feel will serve you incredibly effectively in the next eight weeks.

I’ve chosen them to gift alongside your Steps for two reasons, I suppose:

1. You always deserve more luck and amazingness in your life because you’re a kind and incredible person with a heart of solid gold.

2. These Numbers will serve you well in games of chance, especially money games, and I think they’ll probably encourage you to have EVEN MORE FUN!

I’d call that a clear case of win-win, wouldn’t you?

Time is not on your side, but I am, and I’m here, urging you to take action as immediately as you possibly can…

Your loving friend,